Some Guy In a Parking Lot says: -"Wow, Your car sounds like a big truck!..what is it Diesel or something?" My Reply: -"I dont know...Go smell the exhaust and then let me know what you think...Yes Of coarse its Diesel!" A Taco Bell Drive Through employee says: -"Dude, you need to tune up your car, It sounds like Sh*t!" My Reply: -"Oh really?..I thought all Diesels sounded this way!" A Guy In a Park coming to watch the sunset says: -"Your Low on Oil..its clattering a bit" My Reply: -"No, Its Diesel" The guy says back to me: -"Get Outta here..Diesel?..no way!" My Reply: -"Oh sorry..your right..I wonder why it sounds like one and sayes it all over the car then..." His Comeback: -"Oh............Then It sounds Damn Good!" A Gas Station Attendant Yells out to me over the Intercom: -"STOP!..Thats Diesel your putting in there!" My Reply: -"I know..Thats what it sayes on the dash and fuel cap..and I aint got no spark plugs so....I know" A Checkers Drive Through employee says at the window: -"Is This a Diesel Car?" My Reply: -"Yep..from what I know" His Come Back: -"Ok cause I thought I was hearing things..I hear a Big Truck and see a Big car instead" A Employee for a Miami Subs Drive through says: -"That thing must move with that Powerstroke in it!" My Reply: -"Powerstroke?....Nope..just a little old 350 in here" A Guy Tells Me to shut off my Diesel and threatens to pull out the spark plug wires! My Reply: -"Go For It..Pull Them Spark Plug Wires right out!" He Felt real idiotic when he realized it had none... I Replyed: -"see..you learn something new everyday!"
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